Want to win normals? Pick up a tanky DPS champ or a hard carry with CC (My personal favorites are Swain and Renekton). Now take a lane with whoever on your team seems the most retarded. Congratulations, you're now the father of a beautiful baby dumbass who's going to facecheck every bush and towerdive at level 2.
Your job is now to accompany your stupid lane partner as they do stupid things and save their ass from certain death by CCing the enemy and spamming "b" in chat until they back the hell up.
They'll still find ways to die, believe you me. They will try their very hardest to lose this game for you. They'll feed anyone and everyone they can. They'll autoattack all the creeps and push your lane so far you'll wonder why the enemy jungler isn't legendary yet. They'll run into fights 1v5, die instantly, then say something like "I thought you guys would come with me??? wtf nub team????"
Oh, but it doesn't end there. So you've got your Caitlyn who has managed to achieve an impressive creep score of 30 in the first 10 minutes by skillfully autoattacking every last creep and losing you a ton of last hits in the process. But you've managed to keep the enemy away from her for the most part, you've stolen her kills as much as possible and fed yourself, and farmed as much as humanly possible. Great. Guess what? Your mid lane fed 6 kills and your bot lane lost their turret. Well, head on back to that fountain and pick up them Boots of Mobility, because it's time to run from lane to lane killstealing everyone and making sure the idiots on your team stop dying. Be prepared to yell all kinds of stuff in chat, such as "Why in the name of all that is pure and holy would you run into their team like that?" and "Holy fuck Miss Fortune you don't need blue buff you just right click on people why would you steal it from me when I'm playing fucking Swain and I've been talking about how I need blue buff in chat for the last 5 minutes?"
So you're farmed up, you've bought your core items, have a super positive score, and have pretty much all of your team's turret kills. Cool. You now have to pretty much single-handedly win teamfights for your team by CCing everyone you can, dealing as much damage as you can, and hoping your team is competent enough to right click the low health squishies and use their AoE abilities.
Congratulations, you have now carried people who don't even deserve to own computers to victory.
Why the hell do I even play this game
And yes I'm mad because I keep getting matched up with shitty teammates.
TL;DR: Play with redditors.
Edit: In case it wasn't obvious, don't really buy Boots of Mobility unless you're Eve or something.
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