Temat: Piłka Nożna

dorwałem tak zwaną słynną SoccerList, wrzucam tutaj dla potomnych jako ciekawostkę xD


Iker Casillas: "Next year will be 50 years of the (supposed) moon landing. I'm at a dinner with friends arguing about it. Do you think man stepped on the moon? I don't think so!

Roma fans greet players with 50kg of carrots at a training session for being shite.

South African Tokyo Sexwale to stand for Fifa presidency

Arsenal's Alexis Sanchez victim of magic as Peru fans curse him with tortoise

Asamoah Gyan holding press conference to deny he used rapper as human sacrifice

Would there be a big controversy if hypothetically 11vs11 balls started to play with one human?

Shaqiri: "One time I was injured at Inter and Mancini sent me to a miraculous healer in the mountains. Didn't help me at all. At Stoke we've got seven physios."

Hernanes on celebrating after scoring against his old club- "It was the saddest backflip of my career"

Dele Adebola: I do not have Ebola

Zlatan apologizes for calling France a shit country

Monchi (Sevilla FC) : "We have made a mistake by selling Coke"

Rolando Wins Ballon d'Or 2014

"Balotelli is very nice, but he used to pee on our boots" - Kerlon

Buddhist monks behind Leicester City incredible start, claims Vardy

Marco Pappa of the Colorado Rapids allegedly stabbed by Miss Washington USA last month

Ronaldo: I miss the big cute bear Ancelotti

Tottenham’s Mauricio Pochettino: Dele Alli will learn if treated as naughty son

Lasagna scores an injury time goal that will be hard to digest for Inter fans (Inter-Carpi 1-1)

Benitez sacking not announced yet because the area for press conference is occupied for a kids party

Pep: "We have options in defense - Badstuber, Neuer or sweet, sweet boy Kimmich"

Michail Antonio is no Homer Simpson, says West Ham boss Slaven Bilic

Russian top cop: gay pride parades have made French police weak and unprepared for mighty, manly Russian hooligans

Russian MP: "I don't see anything bad in the fans fighting. Quite the opposite: well done our lads!"

Daniel Sturridge admits to spraying fragrance on kit before games and enjoying smelling of strawberries

Slaven Bilic on Big Sam: "The players will respect him. He’s a big man. He’s Big Sam. You see him on the television, he fills the screen. You are looking for the board with the sponsors names behind. Where have they gone? You can’t see them."

PSG's stambouli making decision about Popsicle move soon.

Victor Wanyama confirmed his move to Spurs while speaking to inmates at Kamiti Maximum Prison in Kenya.

Tokelo Rantie dropped from South Africa national team for farting at the coach: "The flatulence was so suffocating that the putrid stench continues to hover over the team like a dark cloud."

Harry Redknapp says he wants to sign Benoit Assou-Ekotto for Birmingham City, but the player wishes to be a pornstar.

Shkodran Mustafi: ""I have spoken with Mesut, he told me everything. It was all very positive and I was quickly convinced, because I find the club horny"

Leroy Fer on accidentally buying a €30,000 horse: "Sh*t I've got a horse"

Mino Raiola on Twitter:DONNARAIOLA x HATERS 1-0 What's next?

Gianluigi Donnarumma: "The fans throwing dollars at me? I didn't realise they were dollars, I only noticed later. It all didn't affect me much though, because I'm focused on the Euros."

Porto claim they've access to emails which confirm Benfica spent €70k on witchcraft last season to help them win the Liga

Mike Ashley: "I am not Obi Wan Kenobi in charge of the Death Star"

Sven Goran Eriksen: 'Why can I not have more than one woman at once?'

Rangers legend Paul Gascoigne claims he used to touch Les Ferdinand's penis before England games

Gabriel Jesus was surprised how different was fart in the Premier League, says that there is one player in Manchester City that likes to show his naked ass to the other players and Kevin de Bruyne is the most playful, Kevin de Bruyne loves to say "Porra, caralho"

50,000 Chile fans set to protest against Alexis Sanchez's girlfriend amid 'fatter than normal' claims

Darius Vassell: ‘I felt as if the goat looked at me just before it was sacrificed’

Neil Warnock on Asensio's injury: "I hardly have hairs anywhere. My daughter can’t believe how smooth I am."

Dick Advocaat (Dutch NT coach) last week: "Sweden won't win 8-0 against Luxembourg". At the moment, Sweden is leading 8-0 against Luxembourg

Theo Hernandez in controversy after celebrating his 20th birthday held at gunpoint by dwarves in Real Madrid kits

Aubameyang blames 'cursed orange juice' for Gabon's World Cup qualification failure

New Bayern coach Heynckes at press conference: "My daughter and my wife advised me on my decision. Then my dog Cando barked twice and the deal was sealed."

Duesseldorf keeper: I saved the ball with my penis

Lukaku looking at 3-match ban over Bong hits

Messi on his sons: "Mateo and Thiago are very different. Thiago is a phenomenon, more good and the other is just the opposite, a son of a bitch."

Franck Ribéry tells a fan to "go and eat his grandma's ass"

Carlos Carvalhal: "I will do my best to try and bring in the best players. I will look to the lobsters and sea bass, but if not we must buy sardines. But sometimes the sardines can win games."

Burnley Boss Sean Dyche has a gravel voice because he eats worms says former team mate

Batshuayi when asked why he moved to Dortmund: "black and yellow are my favourite colours because I like Batman and Spongebob"

Kenedy on joining Newcastle: “I know a bit about the history of some players, and also I watched a movie called Goal. It was good.”

With the signing of Arda Turan, Basaksehir now has 5 players that have beaten a journalist in their careers.

Lamia's GK Nikos Papadopoulos gets suspended for 5 games after hugging the referee by mistake following Lamia's 97th minute equaliser.

Danish national team getting told to think about their behaviour, because they yell "Big titties" at the end of their victory chant

Bryan Cabezas' transfer to Independiente falls through after his name is accidentally translated to ''Bryan Heads'' on the English version of the contract

Former Chelsea striker Mikael Forssell missed training 'because of a cat standing next to his car'

ArsenalFanTV's Robbie appears on Chinese national TV regarding news of Russia-UK tensions

Mourinho on Micheal Essien: "I'm his white daddy"

Watford's injury curse continues - mascot Harry Hornet has broken his arm taking a penalty in a charity match.

• Carles Puyol slapped by dildo wielding fan in Russia after World Cup draw

• Moise Kean's father claim Juve owe him farming equipment in exchange for a contract with his son

• Balotelli asked some of his colleagues (Neymar, Boateng, Falcao and others) to record a video where they call his brother a liar because he wouldn't admit his FIFA defeat

• Saudi Player faces jail time for dabbing

• Farhad Moshiri on Why Romelu Lukaku didn’t sign a new deal: “during the meeting (with Lukaku over a new contract) he said that he had to call his mother, who was on pilgrimage in Africa and had seen a voodoo who said he had to go to Chelsea”

kozak meczyk

Rydyger na lewej obronie będzie sporym zagrożeniem dla alonso kapa

Zejście do lewej nogi jak Robben xd

jedyne co to calluje rece na 10000% w pierwszym i biletera, a tak ogólnie to nie mając skrzydłowych wypadałoby 4-3-3 wyjść, ale nie wiem czy polska myśl szkoleniowa jest gotowa na dobranie formacji do zawodników