The story of Man in the Cave
Witam.
Zapewne wielu z Was słyszało, lub nawet spotkało tajemniczego osobnika, którego zwą Man in the Cave.
Jest to przeciwnik stworzony przez CipSoft, aby wcielić w życie pewien, dość noobowski, post jednego z graczy Luminery. Ów jegomość napisał dość nietypowy temat na forum strony www.tibia.com, konkretnie ten.
Ludzie tak załapali zajawkę, że powstała ballada, tzn. "The ballad of Man in the Cave", gdzie wysilając swoją wyobraźnię wymyślają historię człowieka z jaskiń, który wciąga do góry liną potwory, summony i ludzi :).
Chcę sprawdzić kreatywność i wyobraźnię torgowiczów i dlatego stwożyłem ten temat - kontynuujemy tutaj TORGową historię człowieka, którego zwą Man in the Cave.
Zasady:
- Każdy dopisuje jedną zwrotkę.
- Zwrotka musi się w miare rymować.
- Musi mieć jakiś sens, rozwijać historię Man in the Cave, wymyślać jego przygody, nie pisać "no bo on mial fajnom line i wciongał monki".
- Piszemy po polsku.
Oto dotychczasowa ballada. Układamy dalsze zwrotki ;)
"> There it goes: a ballad named "The Legend of The Man
> In The Cave". Someone back there gave the idea
> (Sorry, I can't remember who now >.< and I made use
> of it. I also used some jokes spoofed here (Like that
> of the gate of expertise, by Beolyn).
>
> Anyway, let me show it. Oh, and before I forget, I
> wanna ask all Luminerans to contribute with verses
> for this ballad - after all, it's a folklore, it
> should be written by all the people of Luminera.
>
> Approach, my fellow friends;
> And listen to my sound wave!
> Because I'll tell you all the story
> Of the man in the cave.
>
> At the time he was a boy in the cave,
> He treated his little ropes as pets.
> And to start his well known legend,
> He started to rope summoned rats.
>
> His tricks were causing too much trouble,
> and all the citizens were taken by rage.
> So, King Tibianus decided to send him
> To a monastery at his very sooner age.
>
> The boy in the cave felt betrayed
> How could they sent them to that hell?
> The only rope he could pull there
> Was that used to ring the bell!
>
> Our hero wasn't happy at that place
> So he decided to run, run away!
> His life was made to rope things up
> Not to become a monk who could only pray.
>
> So, he managed to flee from there
> In a dark and stormy night
> But with the danger at every corner
> For his life he got to fight.
>
> And so he did, and sworn revenge.
> All his old enemies would met their doom!
> For weeks, months and even years
> He trained secretly at the mines of Kazordoon!
>
> After years of endless training
> He became the most powerful warrior
> Feared by the Gods and demons equally
> But still with his roping behaviour.
>
> He bought himself a house, then
> And put in front of it a sign:
> "Gate of expertise for level
> Nine hundred ninety nine".
>
> He carved his name into the legends,
> Thanks for all his blood, strenght and sweat!
> But he still have more to do,
> as his revenge is not complete yet.
>
> He decided he would haunt the mines
> But he needed to also have fun
> So he started to hide in the shadows,
> rope one's summon and run.
>
> So, that's why you shouldn't summon monsters
> At Kazordoon mines - it is not okay!
> Because when you less expect it to happen,
> Whether you're a bad guy or an angel of heaven
> No mather your money, level, or how you behave...
> Behold! Your summon was just taken...
> By the man in the cave!"
Zachęcam do zabawy ! :)
Mistyk~
