Siema
Mieszkam z 2 hiszpanami z erasmusa i czasem fajnie zarzucić jakimś fajnym kawałem, ale jak się przetłumaczy, to nie zawsze brzmi to tak fajnie jak orygniał.
Znacie jakieś proste i krótkie?
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Siema
Mieszkam z 2 hiszpanami z erasmusa i czasem fajnie zarzucić jakimś fajnym kawałem, ale jak się przetłumaczy, to nie zawsze brzmi to tak fajnie jak orygniał.
Znacie jakieś proste i krótkie?
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'?
Because black people have no rights
What's white on the top and black on the bottom ? Society.
A Chinese man and his Jewish friend were walking along one day when the Jewish man whirled and slugged the Chinese man and knocked him down.
"What was that for?" the Chinese man asked.
"That was for Pearl Harbor!" the Jewish man said.
"Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese. I'm Chinese."
"Chinese, Japanese, you are all the same!"
"Oh!"
They continued walking and after a while the Chinese man whirled and knocked the Jewish man to the ground.
"What was that for?" the Jewish man asked.
"That was for the Titanic!"
"The Titanic? That was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, you are all the same."
Do you know what is between fear and sex?
funf
What is the difference between Harry Potter and Jews?
Harry Potter escaped the chamber
xD
I'm not racist racism is a crime and crime is for niggers
What's difference between tea bag and English football team ?
Tea bag stays longer in a cup
Ale tego 2giego nie ogarna xd